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It's Wolfgang Amamdeus Mozart / Famous Deaths

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В ролях:

Mozart
Джон Клиз
Voice Over
Грэхэм Чепмен
Eddie
Эрик Айдл
Foster
Грэхэм Чепмен

Скетч:

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The cast:

Mozart
John Cleese
Voice Over
Graham Chapman
Eddie
Eric Idle
Foster
Graham Chapman

Sketch:

(Opening Scene: Mozart sitting at piano tinkling with the keys. He finishes tinkling.)

Mozart: Hello again, and welcome to the show. Tonight we continue to look at some famous deaths. Tonight we start with the wonderful death of Genghis Khan, conqueror of India. Take it away Genghis.

(Cut to Genghis Khan's tent. Genghis strides about purposefully. Indian-style background music. Suddenly the music cuts out and Genghis Khan with a squawk throws himself in the air and lands on his back. This happens very suddenly. Judges hold up cards with points on, in the manner of ice skating judges.)

Voice Over: 9.1, 9.3, 9.7, that's 28.1 for Genghis Khan.

(Mozart still at piano.)

Mozart: Bad luck Genghis. Nice to have you on the show. And now here are the scores.

(Scoreboard with Eddie Waring figure stnding by it. The scoreboard looks a little like this:)

 

St Stephan

29.9

Richard III

29.3

Jean D'arc

29.1

Marat

29.0

A. Lincoln (U.S. of A.)

28.2

G. Khan

28.1

King Edward VII

3.1