French lecture on Sheep-aircraft
В ролях:
- First Frenchman
- Джон Клиз
- Second Frenchman
- Майкл Пейлин
- First Pepperpot
- Грэхэм Чепмен
- Second Pepperpot
- Терри Джонс
- Third Pepperpot
- Майкл Пейлин
- Fourth Pepperpot
- Джон Клиз
Скетч:
Текст скетча переводится, зайдите попозже!The cast:
- First Frenchman
- John Cleese
- Second Frenchman
- Michael Palin
- First Pepperpot
- Graham Chapman
- Second Pepperpot
- Terry Jones
- Third Pepperpot
- Michael Palin
- Fourth Pepperpot
- John Cleese
Sketch:
(Two Frenchmen stand in front of a diagram of a sheep adapted for flying. They speak rapidly in French, much of it pseudo.)First Frenchman: (JOHN) Bonsoir - ici nous avons les diagrammes modernes d'un mouton anglo-français ... maintenant ... baa-aa, baa-aa... nous avons, dans la tête, le cabinc. Ici, on se trouve le petit capitaine Anglais, Monsieur Trubshawe.
Second Frenchman: Vive Brian, wherever you are.
First Frenchman: D'accord, d'accord. Maintenant, je vous présente mon collègue, le pour célèbre, Jean-Brian Zatapathique.
(Transfers his moustache to Second Frenchman)
Second Frenchman Maintenant, le mouton ... le landing ... les wheels, bon.
(Opens diagram to show wheels on sheep's legs.)
First Frenchman: Bon, les wheels, ici.
Second Frenchman C'est formidable, n'est ce pas ... (unintelligibly indicates motor at rear of sheep)
First Frenchman: Les voyageurs ... les bagages ... ils sont ... ici!
(Triumphantly opens the rest of the diagram to reveal the whole brilliant arrangement. They run round flapping their arms and baa-ing. Cut to pepperpots in supermarket with off-screen interviewer.)
First Pepperpot: Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here.
Second Pepperpot: Ooh Yes.
Third Pepperpot: All over yes.
Interviewer: And how do you get on with these French people?
First Pepperpot: Oh very well.
Fourth Pepperpot: So do I.
Third Pepperpot: Me too.
First Pepperpot: Oh yes 1 like them. I mean, they think well don't they? I mean, be fair- Pascal.
Second Pepperpot: Blaise Pascal.
Third Pepperpot: Jean-Paul Sartre.
First Pepperpot: Yes, Voltaire.
Second Pepperpot: Ooh! - Rend Descartes.
(Reni Descartes is sitting thinking. Bubbles come from his head with 'thinks '. Suddenly he looks happy. In a thought bubble appears 'I THINK THEREFORE I AM '. A large hand comes into picture with a pin and pricks the thought bubble. It deflates and disappears. After a second, Reni disappears too.)